Urinal Methodology and Practice Details

Written June 6, 2000 3:50 pm to 5:39 pm

Beverage on hand:

None.

Music listened to:

ALVIN YOUNGBLOOD HART
START WITH THE SOUL

When the computer repairman arrived this morning to look at my monitor, he said the reason it wasn't working is because it had been stabbed repeatedly with a butter knife.  He could tell it was a butter knife because there was still some cream cheese in some of the wounds, leftover from bagel day.  He asked me if I had any idea how something like that could have happened.

I pretended not to know.