Welcome to The Sands of Time, featuring the adventures and romantic exploits of radio's favorite family, the Purehearts.  Each thrill-packed episode is jammed with excitement, romance, and fart jokes.  We like to think they're the best audio fart jokes on the net, but sometimes our corporate ego can get out of hand.  But when you know something, you stick to it, and if there's one thing we know well here at Pink Productions, it's farts.

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Episode Three:
Rex Announces His Plans

Episode Three: Rex Announces His Plans
Rex and Richard have a chat about the future.

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Episode Two:
Enter Von Doom

Episode Two: Enter Von Doom
We meet our villain, that fiendish doctor of science and professional madman, Victor Von Doom.

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Episode One:
Rex Returns

Episode One:  Rex Returns
Our hero, Rex Righteous, returns from a long absence, and is welcomed by his one true love, Polly Pureheart, and her one true father, Richard Pureheart.

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