Religious Procrastination Details

Written 8:27 PM to 10:19 PM Tuesday, March 13, 2001 

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I was horrified to learn that Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez broke up.

I suppose she'll start following me again. We'll start "bumping into each other", at the supermarket, the bookstore, the nail salon. I'll get up at two in the morning to find her masturbating furiously in the bushes outside my house. It's going to be a nightmare. Especially since I'm already getting strange phone calls in the middle of the night from Nicole Kidman. She won't say anything, but I know it's her.