Refrigerator Evolution

Written Monday, March 13, 2000, 9:58 am 

Beverage on hand:  Coffee.

Music listened to:

CLAUDE BOLLING BIG BAND
BLACK, BROWN, AND BIEGE
A DRUM IS A WOMAN

 

I suspect the employees are planning something nefarious behind my back.  I must strike first.  Tonight, I will smear Vaseline on the mouthpieces of all the phones.