Refrigerator Evolution
Written Monday, March 13, 2000, 9:58 am
Beverage on hand: Coffee.
Music listened to:
CLAUDE BOLLING BIG BAND BLACK, BROWN, AND BIEGE A DRUM IS A WOMAN
I suspect the employees are planning something nefarious behind my back. I must strike first. Tonight, I will smear Vaseline on the mouthpieces of all the phones.