Pink Productions...Smell the Humor

Here at Pink Productions, our commitment to entertainment is unparalleled.

We regularly provide previously unreleased audio clips of The Funky Mustache and a column called Tales in Hot Pink.  But that's not all.  On our Odds and Ends page, we feature exciting glimpses of our pending projects in music, film, radio, and business consulting.  Best of all, we supply this cornucopia of comedy absolutely free.

How do we do it?  

The answer is simple: child labor.  Young children working in sweatshops for three cents an hour.

For only a few cents a day, Tales in Hot Pink is written by a first-grader named Michael.  Sometimes we pay him in ice cream.  Most of the web page programming is provided by a thirteen-year-old girl who feeds her entire family with leftover donuts she finds around the office.  And The Funky Mustache is a rock and roll band that hasn't had a gig in months, so they're cheaper than the kids.  They take what we give them, and they like it.  

At Pink Productions, a sense of humor is no laughing matter.  Providing quality material is our primary concern, and we can personally guarantee there will always be a place for bright young talent at PP...as long as it comes cheap.  So bookmark us and come back often. Think of the children.  Keep them working.  Buy The Reluctant Prophet, which, coincidentally, was commissioned by Pink Productions for six Batman Action figures and a year's supply of Pop Rocks.

Morning Meeting
An audio clip of us hard at work.  You'll need RealAudio Basic (the free version), and it's available here.

Tales in Hot Pink:
A semi-weekly column from the founder and CEO.  Sometimes funny, usually
embarrassing.

The Funky Mustache:
Sound clips from the best band on their block.  This band will kick your ass, and then run away.

Updated January 24, 2002:
Man versus the elements.

Also:
Because this site's just too damn funny, we're retiring two good articles from the archive and replacing them with newer, unfunny ones.  It's your last chance to read: 

Bee
and
 Interview.

Updated December 3, 2001:
Celebrate the season with the band:

Santa joins the Funky Mustache archive.

If Tales in Hot Pink doesn't
make you sick or outrage your
sensibilities, then you'll want to
buy this book.  It's why we're here.  Quite frankly, if you don't buy this book, we'll cry.  

A place for all the things that weren't good enough for a separate box.


Updated June 8, 2000:
Pink Productions explodes into the exciting world of film.

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