Apparently, we're not enough entertainment for you.  Apparently, you feel you need more.  We're hurt and confused.  What have we done to deserve this?  Is it something we said?  It's the logo, isn't it?  It takes too long to load.  That's got to be it.  The audio, perhaps?  We'd go to MP3, but you should have seen how long it took for us to figure out RealPlayer.  Maybe it's the slogan?  "Smell the Humor" is offensive, right?  I voted for "Humor is no Laughing Matter."  Tom Number Two voted for "The Color of Funny."   But we're powerless here.  No one listens to us.  And now look what happened.

 

You follow these links at your own risk.  Pink Productions is not responsible for their content, so if you're not certain that you're going to get the same wholesome, family-oriented humor you get here, then don't click.  At any moment, any one of these sites may suddenly change format and start posting pictures of Bea Arthur in the nude and we wouldn't know.  

 

If the Bea Arthur thing really goes down, let us know.  She's a hottie, that one.


Breaking News
Catch up on international news, read your horoscope, and find out what's on TV.  Includes movie reviews by Shaggy from Scooby Doo.  Finally...someone we can trust.  I love this site.

Zinos
They were kind enough to feature Spawn on their front page.  We almost didn't notice, because we were too busy playing online Freecell.  
Don't tell the boss.

In The Crease
Thrill to the exploits of Lampshade.  Set realistic goals for personal excellence and Be Like Jacques.  CYA with Divinity Mutual.  Just a small sampling of the video excitement you'll experience at In the Crease.

Brass Knuckles Webzine
News, gaming info, interviews, and even the occasional humor article.  All they need are naked women and investment advice.  Or, maybe, naked women giving investment advice.  That would be something.

The Centre for the Easily Amused
You can tell it's classy because "centre" is spelled "re" and not "er".  We appreciate that.  If a word is spelled all foreign-like, then it has to be good.  That's why we spell "The Sands of Time Radio Programme" the way we do.  The extra "me" just smacks of refinement and sophistication.  

Melvin Durai
Melvin is a U.S. based, India-born humorist who writes on a variety of topics.  So many topics, in fact, that it shames us.  He has more cleverly crafted articles listed in his "Best Columns" section than we have on our entire site.  What's worse, is he e-mailed us asking for a link in May.  We added him in November.

Christ.  We're such losers.   

bayoucitybeat.com
If the newspaper read like this, we would consult it for items other than movie times and sports scores.  The newspaper we subscribe to piles up in the break room, usually still folded and rubber banded.  Sometimes we use old editions for placemats.

The NetWits
Tom likes to think of himself as a wit, and we don't disagree because we like to laugh about it behind his back.  "Oh, yeah," we say, straight faced.  "You so crazy."  And he gets all puffed up and marches around the office like he owns the place or something.  Like Yule Brenner in the King and I.  Then he joined this group and now he's insufferable.  It's our fault, I guess. 

Thundersnake

Thundersnake features aberrant news, curiosities, and digital art.  If you can find the snake, you win a free sock.  

Okay.  I made up the sock thing.  I'm sorry.  But there is a cool games link page, and I think the "Find the Snake" concept would fit in nicely.  

ComedyAudio.com
It's like comedy radio.  If you're at the office, you might want to turn it down a little, because it can get blue sometimes.  But if you're using your office computer to scan for porn anyway, what the heck.

Humorlinks
If you can't tell what it is by the name, you probably shouldn't have a driver's license.  Please go there and vote for us.  We're in the CDs and Audio Humor section, and we're going to hold our breath until we get a rating of 9 or better.

The Firesign Theatre
We realized in college that we no longer needed mood altering substances to travel to fantastic, faraway worlds.  Firesign was all we needed to feel like Dorothy in the Poppy Field.  Notice again...theatre, not theater.  You can set your watch by it.

Peter West
Peter is from Australia.  That means that, right now, as we speak, he is upside down and blood is rushing to his head.  Theoretically, circulation like that is bound to make him smarter than us.  Click the link above to see the results.

Marty Beckerman
17 year-old columnist Marty Beckerman was recently fired from his job at The Anchorage Daily News for asking a cheerleader what it was like to be a urine stain on the toilet seat of America.

When Tom was 17, he was fired from his lucrative position at the bagel shop for urinating into the coffee machine.  He was upset because a cheerleader refused to go out with him.

Strange coincidence?

Wil Forbis
If everyone could be a clear thinker like Wil, there would be no strife in the world.  In a recent Acid Radio installment, he points out there are no homeless people in Cuba, and suggests that we send our disenfranchised to Castro on the same plane with Elian.  Why do our current political candidates lack this kind of clear vision? 

Film & TV Connection
Are you filled with creative longing?  Do you want to make a great American film like Yahoo Serious's Young Einstein or Pauly Shore's In the Army Now?  Before you can create a modern classic of that caliber, you needs to gets some learnin'.  Film & TV Connection is an entertainment industry school with 5,000 students worldwide who train on-site at major film studios, video production companies, radio and TV stations, recording studios and record labels.  Hurry and enroll now, before David Spade makes another movie without you.

HumorSearch
We were awarded five "Ha's" by the HumorSearch team.  We're not sure what this means.  Apparently, it's a good thing, but anyone who makes a "Ha" sound when they laugh scares us a little.  

Comedy Zone
Here's another place for you to vote.  This site is based in the U.K., so you've got to get over there.  Do it for your country.  Whatever country that may be.

Online Comedy Club
Choose from the cornucopia of online comedy links provided here.  We happen to be one of those links.  Strange coincidence or communist plot?  You be the judge.

Joe Lavin
For five years, Joe Lavin has been publishing his online column.  That's a long time.  Where was I five years ago?  I don't even think I was born yet.  I'll have to check.

Funny Videos
For thousands of years, man has constantly pushed the technological envelope.  Now, in the 21st century, we can access large amounts of digital information over high speed connections in short periods of time.  How do we put this amazing technology to work for us?  We download video clips of people and animals doing embarrassing things to each other so that we can share them with our friends at work when the boss isn't looking.

Link to us:
Please be our friend.  If you have a site, and you'd like to trade links, let us know by e-mailing us at pink@pinkproductions.com.  I mean, for crying out loud, look how lame this link page is.  Filling it up happens to be my responsibility.  My ass is on the line here.  

 

 

 

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