Dress for Success Details

Written Thursday, March 30, 2000 5:14pm to 6:30pm

Beverage on hand:  Water

Music listened to:

THIS IS JAZZ SAMPLER
(COLUMBIA/EPIC/LEGACY)
(There's 41 albums in this series.  From Billie Holiday to Miles Davis to Aretha Franklin.  I can't find the sampler at Amazon, though.  Bastards.)

I spilled coffee on my pants this morning.  I believe the employees think I've wet myself.  Now I have to give a presentation in twenty minutes to fifteen people who think I'm incontinent.  Their eyes will be glued to my crotch to check for leakage.

This job sucks.